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    STUDIO PRODUCTIONS          PO Box 8883 The Woodlands, TX                          713.222.1492      800.818.2347

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You run a polished, professional business.Does your telephone presence relect that?

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place"   Mark Twain

  It's true, humor is very disarming.  It can take the fire out of a service problem and the sting out of a long wait on-hold. "Laugh and the whole world laughs with you".

  All of our H.O.H. customers will tell you that they regularly pick up the phone to hear laughing callers who actually ask to be put back on hold.

  Our H.O.H. messages can help you hold on to those that you place On-Hold with “The World’s Funniest and Most Entertaining On-Hold Service!”

  Our H.O.H Packages feature musical spoofs and satire about... what else... being put on hold!

  So if you don't take life too seriously, and want to endear yourself to your callers as friendly, personable and Fun,  a Humor On Hold package from Studio Productions just may be the ticket.

  Check out the samples and let's have some fun!

Start with "holding to the oldies" , then sit back  and listen . The player will play all the H.O.H. samples back to back and you'll hear a complete 4:00 Humor-On-Hold message. 

 Humor On-Hold Packages

When you sign up for our Humor On Hold service you'll get the special Digital H.O.H. Player and your first 4:00 Minute Humor On-Hold recording.

Then you'll get a new, original 4:00 Minute H.O.H. recording once a quarter, every other month or monthly depending on the plan you select.

When you get your new recording just send the old one back!

That's it. Simple and Easy!

The only thing funny about this deal is the Humor that you'll have On-Hold.jokes, comedy, humor, funny, on hold message

CUSTOM  Humor On-Hold

Take our twisted, warped H.O.H. approach,add custom written and produced funnies and information about your business and you'll have a 6:00 Minute H.O.H.Message that is totally different, unique and YOURS alone!

And, like with our generic H.O.H. packages, we'll automatically send the updates so you can "Set it and Forget it"

Nothing could be easier or as much fun for you or the "lucky" callers that you get to place On-Hold.

Go ahead, Make their day!